Please put your shoes and socks on.
Have you put on your socks and shoes?
Your socks are where they always are,
Your shoes are with the shoes.
The socks don’t match?
They’re inside-out?
The shoes don’t “feel like shoes”?
Who needs to match?
Any side out is fine.
Trust me those shoes are shoes.
SOCKS AND SHOES PLEASE!
SOCKS AND SHOES!
First socks and then the shoes!
So this is my life now?
I just sit around and beg
For my kids to put on socks and shoes?
I once had goals.
Things I wanted to be.
So many possibilities I could barely choose!
I was gonna change the world!
Now my world…
Is fucking socks
And motherfucking shoes.