Easter Ham (inspired by Dr. Suess)

Did you make an Easter Ham?

I did not make an Easter Ham.
I kinda just didn’t give a damn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Did you make it here or there?

There? Where’s “there?”
We can’t go anywhere!
I did not make an Easter Ham.
And before you ask: I also didn’t make lamb.

Did you make scalloped potatoes?
Or a big green salad with lettuce and tomatoes?

Did you make the hot cross buns?
Was the green bean casserole all done?

Did you make the deviled eggs?
Or a big ol’ roasted lamb’s leg?

I already told you I didn’t make lamb,
Back when I told you I didn’t make the ham.
I did not make scalloped potatoes.
Bloody Marys were my only tomatoes.
Deviled eggs I did not make.
Hot cross buns I did not bake.
No one likes green beans a bit.
I guess now is when I admit:

I. Ordered. Take-out.

Happy Easter!