I’ve got some pretty cool news:
I’m a teacher now!
I know what you’re wondering,
and NO, I don’t know how.
Is my first grader thrilled?
Nope, not a bit.
She’s very strong-willed
and thinks my teaching skills are shit.
We’ve been practicing our lower-case.
She says I do a’s wrong.
(I told you this one
was really headstrong.)
We tried to do some math.
It’s not how I remember.
She rolls her eyes and laughs at me.
I think I should suspend her!
She doodles when I’m talking.
She laughs when I instruct.
But she’s already learned a few new words.
Namely: shit, goddamn, and fuck.
A second language, just like that!
And it was only our second day.
Now school is done and I’m back to mom.
A mom who needs to go practice her a’s.