Merlot at a winery in the south of France
A cup of spiked punch at a high school dance
On the back of a boat sipping a margarita
In the Taco Bell parking lot with beer to wash down my Gordita
A vodka Red Bull at a club in 2005
A shot of Jameson at the local dive
Of all the fun places I’ve had a drink
I would simply never think
THAT THE ONLY THING I WANT IN THE WORLD TODAY:
Is wine in my bathroom
And for my kids to go away