I’m going to start my sourdough journey!
My sourdough journey starts here!
Got a gross-looking starter
That smells like a fart… er...
Like a fart that’s been mixed with a beer.
That’s fine! I like farts. And beer’s not so bad.
I’m just so darn psyched to get going.
Baking hot loaves of bread,
Like life on the homestead.
Hell maybe I’ll even start sewing!
I’ll plant a big garden! Some tomatoes and squash.
Get a hen that lays shitloads of eggs.
Fresh food for my kin!
What’s next, bathtub gin?
We’ll be prepared for the end of days!
I’m a pioneer woman! Feeding my brood!
A matriarch: self-reliant and strong!
So I google “sourdough starter”
And it’s a nonstarter…
Tells me I have to feed this thing all. day. long.
“Feed it flour and water every twelve hours”
Ya lost me at another mouth to feed.
No one told me that part.
So now I’m on Instacart.
Ordering food that I don’t have to feed.
Roberta Frosty